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I grew up with the original movies, the cartoon, and the EXTREME cartoon. It is part of my childhood.
The 2016 version was good. It was a reboot and a current take on the idea. The problem was that it could have been so much better. It could be fixed rather simply too.
- Not a reboot
It should have been a sequel. Ghostbusters 2 shows that even a short time after the first people have forgotten the Ghostbusters and think they are a hoax. It’s been twenty-seven years. Ghostbusters wouldn’t even been a joke, no one would care. If they are lucky they would be some sort of meme.
- It’s been quiet
Since 1989 ghosts have been scarce. Anyone who claims to have seen a ghost isn’t thought of more than a person yelling at pigeons for stealing their shoes.
- Keep the Plot
The main characters are still the same. Years ago they put out a book, it’s regained popularity, and all that. Same plot points.
The old cast showing up makes sense now. Have one of them buy Ecto One from a haggard Venkman. Ray has turned the old station into a failed Ghostbusters museum. Winston could still be the uncle, but now it’s actually Winston. They could have a nice little memorial for Egon too. Something tasteful, like his framed uniform with a plaque under it. The old crew is too old to get back in on the action when ghosts come back, but maybe have Ray geek out over the proton-packs.
- That’s It
Not that hard. A few steps to acknowledge the movies before without it just being nods. Ghostbusters 2016 would be part of the series instead of a reboot. The foundation laid down by the previous movies is still intact and could even show up in some way in the future.
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Very little spoilers ahead. Honestly, if you’re paying attention, they aren’t much in the way of spoilers.
I was able to watch the first two episodes and, in general, it was good.
Michelle Yeoh had me worried from the previews. She came off as stilted and uninterested, but that wasn’t the case in the actual episodes. Doug Jones was kind of wasted. I love his work, but the character of Lt. Saru was underwhelming. Sonequa Martin-Green was awesome. She played Michael Burnham with great energy.
The Klingons were interesting. I wasn’t sure about their new look, but I kind of get it. Hate to use this analogy, but it’s like the Star Wars Special Editions. They were able to go in and make changes that they wanted with the available technology. Did I like it? Not really, but I’m still planning on watching more of the show.
Slightly spoiler-ish below. You have been warned.
Captain Georgiu (Michelle Yeoh) is only around for the first two episodes. The previews tease Michael Burnham getting her own command.
It’s a bait & switch.
The ‘season preview’ at the end of the second episode shows her joining another crew with Jason Isaacs as the captain. It felt cheap.
Here’s this really cool character. Check out her story. See her motivations. Now look at this guy you know nothing about. He’s the captain.
Michael (why is her name Michael) is sent to prison and there’s a war going on with the Klingons. Unless Jason Isaacs is just kind of there, I don’t want to know about him. There was some hints at something more going on with his ship. The parts of the preview with Michael interested me. Her in prison, her being transferred to a ship, that sort of thing.
Here’s an idea. She’s in prison, there’s a war going on, and they are running out of people. The Federation is losing. They don’t have enough crew to fill the ships. Here’s Michael, she was on the edge of her own command, and survived the initial battle. Reluctantly, they give her a ship and then the adventure starts.
Character arc intact, even if the court martial thing is dumb, and she gets her own ship. She’s a captain, as the previews promised. I came up with that as I was writing this. It wasn’t hard.
I’m going to give the show a few more episodes. Please don’t screw it up.
Mason looked out at the stretch of cars ahead of him. The roads were clogged with honking horns and screaming drivers. He sent a glance at the bus stop in front of him. The striped lane was blocked by the traffic. He patted the key in his pocket and started to jog down the sidewalk. Mason wasn’t sure what was going on, but it was big. His interview had been canceled in the middle of a question, and it seemed like the entire building had left already. Someone had remembered that the guy from HR was talking to a hopeful employee. The lady at the desk was on the phone and crying. The HR guy had hurried him out of the building before he could figure out the conversation.
His plan, so far, was to get to the hotel and call Sydney. Maybe she would know what was going on. He could check the news too, but he needed to make sure she was doing alright. Her parents had let them shack up in their cabin by the lake while the income problems settled. It sounded better than it was. Their ‘cabin’ was pretty much a big shed, had an old fashion wood stove for heat and cooking, and a rotary phone that couldn’t make outgoing calls. It was just big enough to fit a twin bed and their suitcases. They currently called it home. The flight out and the hotel room had to be paid with a portion of the little money they had left.
Mason slipped through the crowd of people as quickly as he could. He was jostled, shoved, and pushed, but he continued along his path. Pieces of conversations drifted around him. Roads were closed. Flights canceled. Someone shouted at their cellphone and was swiftly joined by dozens more. He pressed on. Finances hadn’t allowed for a cellphone in quite a while.
The intersection ahead was blocked by a wreck. A head-on collision had turned pulled four other cars into the mess due to the tightly packed lanes. He stopped at the edge of the sidewalk. There was a small crowd trying to pull the people out of the wreckage. It would have been impressive if most of those gathered were focused on clearing the intersection than helping the injured. He looked at the gridlock directly in front of him. The cars were literally bumper to bumper. He couldn’t see an open space to move through. There wouldn’t be anywhere for the traffic to go once they got the wreck cleared.
Mason took a deep breath. He stepped away from the street and pressed his back against a building. The smell of the surrounding throng was thick with panic. He could feel something on the horizon. A hammer being drawn back as he stood on the nail. He needed to get to the hotel. It was the only place he actually knew in the city and could use it as a point of reference. From there he could find his way to the airport. The flights would probably be going again once he got there since he had to walk.
A shrill scream filled with fear and pain cut through the noise. There was a brief moment of silence before the world around him burst into chaos. He caught a flash of movement near the wreck. A splash of blood. His attention was hijacked by the roar of an engine.
An eighteen-wheeler barreled down the center off the lane. It broke through four pairs of cars before the engine died. The momentum did not. Mason watched as the trailed wrenched to the side. It lifted off the ground and crashed into the traffic immediately before it.
He watched in a detached way as the shockwave moved through the cars. A part of his brain told him that he wasn’t sure if he wanted to move to the city anymore.
For the last week or so I have not been able to post anything on WordPress. It wouldn’t save, post, or allow me to do anything. Rather annoying.
As a parent I have the pleasure of watching a lot of movies aimed at kids. Sometimes it’s the same movie repeatedly. I don’t mind, most of the time, and I understand. There are movies that to this day I can repeat verbatim because I watched them so much as a kid. The problem I’m finding is that my wife and I like to discuss the movies. We try to rationalize the world they are set in and fill in the holes. It can be fun. There is one movie though that annoys the hell out of me.
For those who don’t know, it’s a movie about a dog who doesn’t know it’s an actor. It thinks that it really is a superpowered dog who has to protect his person. Things go wacky when Bolt escapes to find his person.
Sounds fun right?
Considering the people who made it know how movies work, it isn’t. Ignoring the multiple animal cruelty laws they would break every time the camera rolls and the fact that Bolt somehow survives being locked in a box filled with packing peanuts & shipped from Hollywood to NYC, it is completely it still has plenty of problems. The movie opens with an action scene that spans a city. It’s quickly revealed that it was a set and all the cars were props. Everything about it was setup, even the backdrop is fake. The punchline of the joke is that the shot is ruined by a boom-mic poking into the scene.
My daughter has rediscovered her love of this movie & it’s back in rotation. I’m tempted to steal a page from my parents book & just have it disappear.